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Thanks for asking. So, here’s the situation: I’m in Westeros, and I’m currently starving. I woke up in the body of the man destined to wear the "Golden Crown"—and not the fun kind. I am the "Sleeping Dragon," the "dragonspawn" Robert Baratheon wants dead, the Mother of Dragons' useless brother, the Beggar King himself: Viserys Targaryen. I can barely scrape together a decent meal, let alone raise a little sister. Staring down the barrel of the original owner’s impossible "Restoration of the Dynasty," I was just about to throw in the towel and call it quits... That’s when my cheat code finally kicked in. It manifested as a holographic Game Admin, ready to con players from Earth into doing my dirty work. "Do you want a 100% realistic VR experience? Welcome to the first-ever immersive sim that feels exactly like isekai! It’s A Song of Ice and Fire meets Mount & Blade—and it's all yours!" Players: "Yes! YES!" "Be a knight, a lord, a member of the Kingsguard, or a conqueror of the frontier! A Dragonrider or an Alchemist! The medieval fantasy life you dreamed of as a kid—wielding magic and swords—is finally here!" Players: "Shut up and take my money! YES!" Staring at the endless sea of gamers—the legendary "Fourth Scourge"—Viserys asked the Admin in his head, "So... that’s how you bamboozled them into becoming my cannon fodder?" Admin: "Yup. They logged in screaming things like 'My Honor is Loyalty' and 'Death before Dishonor' and 'For the Horde'—err, I mean, 'For the Realm.'" Viserys had an epiphany. "So this is how you retake the Iron Throne." "FOR THE DRAGONS!" The next second, Viserys was trampled into the dirt by a stampede of screaming gamers. "AND FOR THE LOOT!"

Rejected by fate, but gifted with powers they can’t control. From Anna’s "Loser Diary" to Elf’s failing invisibility, the game is changing. When Time-Stops turn awkward and Goth-girls sprout ears, chaos is inevitable. Blake thought he was the only powerhouse in this "ordinary" world. But these defeated maidens are back—deadlier, bolder, and hunting for his heart. In this superpowered rom-com, the underdogs are finally playing to win.

Reborn amid the salt, blood, and storm of the Iron Islands, a foreign soul awakens inside the body of Euron “Crow’s Eye” Greyjoy, long before madness and ruin claim his name. This time, however, Euron is no mere reaver driven by cruelty and chaos. He carries with him the Pirate King System, an otherworldly power born of legend and conquest. With his left hand, he unleashes Conqueror’s Haki, a kingly will capable of crushing weaker minds, bending lords to their knees, and tearing apart the intricate political webs of Westeros. With his right hand, he commands the Mastery of the Seas, ruling waves, storms, and fleets as if the oceans themselves answer his call—turning naval warfare into absolute dominion. This Euron knows the future. He knows the betrayals, the deaths, and the fate awaiting House Greyjoy. And he refuses to let his family be consumed by tragedy once more. As the Ironborn rise under a banner of discipline instead of madness, their ancient creed—“What is dead may never die”—takes on terrifying new meaning. From the Iron Islands to King’s Landing, from frozen northern waters to burning southern seas, Westeros is forced to face a truth it has never known: A true Pirate King has arrived. Balancing ambition with loyalty, brutality with vision, Euron sails not just to conquer—but to rule. When the waves finally break against the shores of the Seven Kingdoms, only one question will remain: Will the Iron Throne bend… or be drowned beneath the tide?

Katie is a teenage girl who have secret crush on school flower boy Lu Cheng Tian. he said"I don't want to Marry her...... and she said "nooooo my fairytale can't end like this"......... and others said "wooooooooooo".....

Born into a dirt poor mining family, Karl only had one chance to get ahead in life, the annual elite recruitment day. On their final day of middle school, every student in the Golden Dragon Nation was given an experimental injection to awaken their affinity with magic. Those few who succeeded would become the Elite, the leaders and idols of the nation, blessed with incredible magical powers and respected by all. Those who did not would return to their normal lives of hard work and low wages, just doing the best they could. But with the nation surrounded by enemies, both humans and monsters, how long would these peaceful days of magical idols last? Follow the story of Karl as he awakens a unique power and strives to become the world's first Legendary Beast Master. Want to join the community for updates and upcoming news? Check out the discord. https://discord.gg/aokiaku

Kael Viremont woke up to the stench of mold and a title that was basically a death warrant. He wasn’t the golden child or the brave war hero. He was the spare—the family embarrassment dumped on a rotting frontier estate that even the gods had given up on. He was left with nothing but starving people, hostile neighbors, and a "curse" that kept the locals whispering in the dark. The world expected him to roll over and die quietly. But they dragged the wrong man into this mess. Back in his old life, Kael didn’t pray for solutions; he engineered them. He doesn’t care about noble bloodlines or the "divine right" to rule. While the other lords are busy stabbing each other in the back for scraps of land, Kael is in the dirt. He’s fixing the plows. He’s organizing the workers. He’s turning a graveyard into a powerhouse by treating magic like a math problem that’s long overdue for a solution. But there’s a reason this land was abandoned. Something is buried deep under the Viremont soil—a secret that proves the world’s history is a lie. Now that Kael is digging, the powers that be are starting to notice. The shadows are moving, and the "miracles" are starting to bleed. Kael didn’t claw his way back from the dead just to survive a few seasons. He’s here to build something unshakeable. If the laws of reality don't like his plans, he’ll just have to break them and build something better.

After an award ceremony, a reporter found the great director Nanaya Kiryu who helped the heroine win the Best Actress trophy again and interviewed him. Reporter: Director Kiryu, congratulations on the heroine of your movie winning the Best Actress trophy again. May I ask why you can do it every time? Nanaya: Because I am very good at discovering the beauty of women. In my eyes, whether it is a queen, a loli, a transvestite, long hair, short hair, modern, ancient costume, tsundere, electric wave system, sickly, queen, princess, saint, glasses girl, ghost, elf, animal ear girl, or even a 17 or 18-year-old old woman, they all have their own beauty. I just show this beauty to the audience. Reporter: It seems that something strange has mixed in? Nanaya: That's your illusion. ————————————————————————— PS: This is a story about a time-traveling director who builds the Type-Moon film and television universe in a parallel world (wrong?). This is Translation I will try 1 chapter/day The Author is bilndのmiku酱 Support me on pat reon.com/onigiri617 there art 50+ chapter there

Schedule: Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Support me on pat reon.com/GreenBlue17 Lucas unexpectedly possessed the ability to travel between Earth and a new world. The new world is a fantasy world without magic but it have all kind of people like Elf, Beastkins. Read the story of Lucas how he start his journey by becoming a City Lord in this world. With his harem of beastkins. I am not only translating it but also adding my own imagination in the novel. This is a fanfic. Important: The MC is not chaotic evil. He is ruthless toward his enemies. Note: Image is not mine.

[Female Protagonist + No System + Evil Demon + Muzan's Faction + Pillar Slayer] Many years later, when Tsugikuni Mitsuba faces the final battle against the Demon Slayer Corps at Infinity Castle, she will recall that morning when she brought Yoriichi to watch Michikatsu practice swordsmanship. Perhaps it was from that day that the fate of the three Tsugikuni siblings was sealed... My name is Tsugikuni Mitsuba, younger sister of the Child of God, Upper Rank One of the Twelve Kizuki, best secretary of Demon King Muzan, thief of divine authority, manipulator of fate, the only usurper in this world, and the nightmare of the Demon Slayer Corps for hundreds of years. And also, the ender of the Ubuyashiki Clan's thousand-year obsession. "People die every moment in this world. Who kills them, who is killed—what difference does it make?" "Magnificent resolve! Then let me see clearly whether you can break free from this prison called fate!" "Alright, let's wrap this up quickly. I still have to rush back for a meeting later..." PS: The female protagonist is a pure demon from Muzan's faction, not a spy demon with a body in the demon camp but a heart in the Demon Slayer Corps. ____________________ If you want to read more chapters, you can support me on Patreon. Patreon members get early access to upcoming chapters while also helping support the story! patreon.com/dzeref887

Cash Rules Everything Around Me Forget the Iron Throne. While everyone else is playing politics or dying for honor, our protagonist realizes the only thing that really matters in the Seven Kingdoms is the hustle. Transmigrated into the brutal world of Game of Thrones with a mysterious "System," he decides to skip the heroics and go straight for the profit. He’s bringing a little organized crime energy to a medieval world. Imagine if a mob boss woke up in Westeros with a cheat code. Honor is for dead Starks. Loyalty is for sale. Amss enough gold to buy the Seven Kingdoms—or at least survive them in style. Why you should read it: If you’re tired of "good guy" protagonists and want to see someone treat the War of the Five Kings like a business opportunity, this is your book. It’s dark, it’s funny, and it proves that even Lannisters have to pay up when the bill comes due.

A lost soul transmigrated into the world of Zenless Zone Zero and became Wise. Now, with a cute sister(step), a high paying job, a car, and a house, nothing could possibly go wrong, right? Wait. The system finally arrived after so many years, but why does it feel so... strange? This has to be a mistake! Belle: Another one? Brother, let me chop it off! Anby: If possible, I want to sleep with Wise tonight... Ellen: Hmm... why do I feel like biting you? Koleda: You kinda smell like my fath— No, nothing! Nicole: I swear I will pay all my debts, just give me more time. But if not, can I use my body instead? Miyabi: Let us begin the training for conceiving a child. Evelyn: Please do not tell anything to the young miss... yet. Astra Yao: Next time, let's bring Eve with us~ Wise: ... With so many girls circling around him, watch how Wise somehow survives without being torn apart. - - - - - - - Disclaimer: - - - - - - - I’m not the original author of this work. This novel is just a remade transcription of a webnovel from the red country. Most terms, deleted parts, dialogues, names, explicit content, and other elements have been heavily edited to make it more readable. Also, I’m not a professional at writing smut, but I will do my best. The raw and the original author will be credited in the commentary section. Cover made by MORI森 – Pixiv (users/14292311) Extra Tags: Tr4nsl4tion, No NTR, No Yuri, Big Harem, Romance, R18, System.

NO SMUT. My name is Michelle, and I was murdered by the two people I trusted most—my fiance and my stepsister. Sickly, powerless, and foolishly kind, I couldn’t even fight back as they took everything from me. As I lay dying, regret was the only thing I had left. I thought of all the stories I once loved—tales where villainesses lived boldly, took what they wanted, and never begged for love that would only betray them. For the first time, I wished I could be like them. Then a voice answered. [Congratulations, host. You’ve been chosen for the Villainess System.] When I opened my eyes, I was no longer the girl who died. I had transmigrated into the body of Seraphina Helene Valemont—a woman feared, powerful, and destined to fall—in a world of magic and nobility. Armed with a mysterious system that rewards ruthlessness, punishes weakness, and pushes me toward becoming something far darker, I now stand among scheming nobles, manipulative royals, and enemies who hide behind perfect smiles. But this time, things will be different. Love? Trust? Mercy? I already died for those once. This time, I will be ruthless. This time, I will survive. And if this world insists on casting me as the villainess— Then I will become the most unforgettable one it has ever seen. After all… this is exactly what I wished for.

Jason and his buddy thought they had struck gold. A quiet grave, an old coffin, and a body that looked like it hadn’t moved in centuries. Turns out, the “corpse” wasn’t dead. It was a vampire, and it didn’t appreciate being disturbed. One bad decision later, both of them were dead before they could even scream. …Or at least, Jason thought he was dead. When he opened his eyes, he wasn’t in his world anymore. No, this was the Wild West, only it wasn’t the one he knew. It was the setting of a webnovel he had read before, a lawless land filled with cowboys, gunslingers… and bloodthirsty vampires lurking in the shadows. The real problem was that, he wasn’t the hero. Not even close. Jason had transmigrated into the body of a third-rate villain, a spoiled young master who existed in the story purely to get beaten up during the academy arc. And not just by the main character. Oh no. He’d be beaten by the protagonist’s friends, side characters, random bystanders, and even his own little sister. “Hell no! Not happening. Not this time.” He swore to change his fate, to avoid every fist, bullet, and boot meant for him. But the world had other plans. The moment he tried to steer the story off course, something strange appeared—a system designed to “fix” the plot and undo his changes. Now, standing there with a “legendary revolver” in his hand, a gun that the system had kindly turned into a water pistol, Jason could only stare blankly at it. “…Yeah. This is going to be a problem.”

SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

When Feng Qi awoke, he realized the world had been completely overturned. Wherever his eyes fell, the land was strewn with desiccated bones. All life had withered away. [Warning: Three hundred meters ahead lies a database. It contains historical records, including a detailed account of your untimely death. You should go take a look.] [Trust me—don’t go west. You could die!] [Do you see that black stone monument? You decide to approach it and investigate.] “I don’t want to!” Feng Qi protested, resisting the voice echoing in his mind. [No. You do.] … Guided by that mysterious voice, Feng Qi begins to traverse between reality and the future, gradually uncovering the truth of this ruined world—and searching for a way to change it. For it is only after witnessing true darkness that one comes to long endlessly for the light.

In a High-Martial World, he awakens a Low-Martial System. What kind of experience is that? “Unlock low-martial achievements and get generous rewards?” “But in a high-martial world, with just a slight move, I can easily reach the limit of low martial arts?” “System, show me your limits!” — From then on, Jiang Ye charged ahead in the high-martial world. When he first set foot on the path of cultivation: [Your punch strength has reached 200 kg, the limit of this system! Achievement unlocked: Martial Arts Grandmaster] [Reward: Constitution Transformation!] When he broke through his first realm: [Your strength has already surpassed 99% of martial artists in the low-martial world. Achievement unlocked: Martial Arts Great Grandmaster] [Reward: Dao Bone Reconstruction!] Just when Jiang Ye thought he would continue step by step like this— One day, he boarded a plane. [Your speed has already surpassed the entire low-martial world! Achievement unlocked: Martial God!!] … Many years later, Jiang Ye stood at the pinnacle of the universe, revered by countless powerhouses as the “Strongest Martial God.” But upon hearing that title, Jiang Ye shook his head in dissatisfaction: “Martial God? I was already one when I first set foot on the martial path!”

[DD, DD2, SL, JST, Douluo Dalu, Soul Land, Genshin Impact] Transmigrated into Funina... From then on, a strange sect appeared on the Douluo Continent. Other sects relied on fighting and killing to establish themselves. The Water God Cult started with a cake. Three martial souls that looked like they had escaped from a drama troupe. Plus an ultimate weapon that was always asleep. Spreading the faith mainly relies on: "Are you hungry? I have some cake here." "Can't awaken? Come and try it. If it doesn't work, you don't have to pay... oh, it's free to pay anyway." Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to the original works I translate. All rights belong to their respective authors. If you are the copyright holder and wish me to remove any material, please contact me immediately.

[STRONG WARNING: MASSIVE HAREM!] [This novel features a protagonist who builds an extremely large harem, an approach to romance best described as 'catching them all.' If you dislike or are uncomfortable with stories that have massive harems and a protagonist with countless partners, I strongly advise you not to proceed. It's likely not the right read for you, so please don't feel obligated to continue.] In a world reminiscent of comic books, an enigmatic traveler journeys through unusual landscapes and encounters the intriguing Yotsuya Miko, who senses the world's impending end. Concurrently, Yukino experiences an embarrassing incident while trying to call the police, which unexpectedly leads her to an invitation to join a mysterious "Doomsday Chat Group". This marks the beginning of their collective struggle against the apocalypse. As the narrative progresses, Hayasaka Ai confronts a formidable demon, while Eriri faces a terrifying evil spirit. Yukinoshita Yukino finds herself entangled in a perilous doomsday game, further intensifying the challenges for the group. The Doomsday Chat Group also welcomes a determined new member, March 7, who is resolved to save the world from its impending doom. Each member of the Doomsday Chat Group brings unique abilities and complexities. Able Angel can invoke divine power, exclaiming, "In the name of the Divine! Let the barrage begin! Overload mode!". Silver Wolf seeks refuge in gaming, often questioning hidden motives within the group. Nami desperately pleads for help, striving to survive, while Makima grapples with her identity and the enigmatic Ren Kazama, who casts doubt on the group's solidarity. The fiery outburst from Tushan Yaya further heightens the tension, revealing underlying conflicts. This Doomsday Chat Group is more than just a random assembly; it's a bond that will fundamentally alter their destinies. Filled with action, drama, and mystery, their journey promises unexpected twists and intense confrontations. Will they succeed in saving the world, or will the apocalypse spell the end of everything?

Wen Mang is only a history UP host. Yet every time he posts a video, the people arguing in the comments are… Liu Bei. Guan Yu. Zhang Fei. Zhao Yun. Zhuge Kongming. A mysterious light screen descends, replaying the true fate of the Three Kingdoms, unchanged, merciless, and brutally honest. Liu Bei watches his empire collapse and asks in disbelief: “Shu Han… ended like this? And even my statue was expelled from Wuhou Shrine?” Guan Yu sees himself drowned, defeated, deified, and used. “So this is how history remembers the Martial Saint?” Zhang Fei learns his own end and falls silent for a long, long time. “Is this really… all I amounted to?” Zhao Yun witnesses seven entries and seven exits become a legend yet still cannot save the world he fought for. And Zhuge Kongming… He doesn’t ask about victory or defeat. He asks one question only: “If such a light screen exists can history be rewritten?” From military formations to aircraft carriers, from grain transport to industrial warfare, modern knowledge crashes into ancient ambition. Old regrets awaken. Unfinished oaths resurface. And once the heroes understand why they lost… Will they still accept the ending history gave them? When the light screen up again, the Three Kingdoms are already on a different path.

For the ten-million-dollar prize, Darian is grinding through a massive virtual game called “Marvel World.” What he doesn’t realize is that from the moment the game began, he was already transported into the real Marvel Universe; becoming its only player. From cutting deals with Tony Stark to outsmarting Hydra agents and walking straight into S.H.I.E.L.D.’s crosshairs, Darian treats every encounter like a quest to be cleared and every hero like an NPC with loot to drop. To everyone else, he’s an unpredictable anomaly, but to himself, just a gamer following the mechanics. Nick Fury: Darian is an excellent agent, but he's a bit of a snob. Every time a mission is issued, he skips over it. Tony Stark: I can't believe it! The other day, Darian and I teamed up, and I came back with only my underwear left. Banner: I'm the exact opposite. My only underwear was stolen, and in a rage, I transformed into the Hulk, making headlines that evening. Thor: Darian claims he's reached 1000 Justice Points, then he raised my Mjölnir Hammer and ran off... When the world questions his methods, Darian just shrugs and says, “I’m just playing by the rules.”