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After a year of relentless effort, Alex becomes the first to conquer a tutorial quest deemed impossible by the entire playerbase of Endless Leveling Online. But instead of loot or leaderboard fame, he earns something far stranger—an invitation from the God of Games. He was given a one-way-trip to Arcana. A world where stories shape reality, where he could become the Protagonist of his own story. In a land of endless possibilities and ever-shifting destinies, Alex would try to bend the rules, rewrite fates, and forge his own legend. But being the Protagonist means more than glory. It carries a heavy responsibility. As secrets unravel and alliances are tested, Alex must decide whom he must protect, and save before the world collapses under the weight of its own story. ------- Join me in Discord: https://discord.gg/UesrNGmKWz

Li Feng was just a regular pervy guy from Earth who somehow landed in a world where cultivators cared way more about the Dao than their own mortal bodies. On his first day, by some crazy luck, he found 35,000 spirit stones on a dead cultivator. He blew 30,000 of those stones just to buy his way into one of the top sects as an outer disciple. After years of grinding and nearly burning through the rest of his stones trying to break through, he’s still stuck at the lowest cultivation level. Now, with only a hundred stones left and his patience running thin, he decides to spend those last stones on a night of mortal pleasure with a cold, distant senior sister who usually doesn’t give a damn about things like that. She agrees ,not because she’s interested, but because the price is hard to say no to. What Li Feng doesn’t realize is that this reckless move give him the chance to finally break free from his bottleneck and change everything. ___ A lot of Smut and Plot, No NTR, No Yuri. https://discord.gg/z97rRPN3Wt

Three Souls lay in one body, One soul belonging to a man who had reached the peak, the strongest there ever was, the one who had the talent to do so. Yet he suffered because of his talent. His soul shone as bright as a galaxy once, but now is but a sun. His talents made him the envy of all. And He lost it all, tricked and manipulated from the time he was a child. The Second soul belonged to a man soon to be the richest in the world in his own universe. A man who had his face charred, a man who seemingly had every odd placed against him from the very beginning. He went against the family that abused him and triumphed over them. Yet he was left broken inside, He craved a release, and the first soul brought him that release. And he became a psychopath that scared the manifestation of evil itself. And the Third? The child born from their souls was anything but ordinary. Cursed with a fate no one wanted. Cursed with the fact that the Universe wanted him dead. He was born from Chaos And Ice and a fraction of light, yet he manipulated space. His abilities were so powerful they were harmful to his body. His talent is as infinite as the boundless cosmos. His enemies were greater than one could count. His luck is worse than shit. And yet, he continued to fight. Despite whatever was thrown at him, he would brute force through it or outsmart it, befitting the other two above. He continued to fight, not believing in the bullshit that was destiny. ---------------------------------------- Discord: https://discord.gg/Sgxw6QEsgE

this is Chinese translation. Author: Ergou zhang (二营长) Title: 我的漫画家女友 ----------------------------------------- My name is Asakura Kaede, 17 years old, living in Shinjuku, Tokyo. I attend Toyosaki Academy, I’m a second-year high school student, and I work part-time as a light novel author. I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I go to bed at 11 PM, and I make sure to get 8 hours of sleep every day... “Kaede, where are the snacks?” “...Before bed, I must drink a glass of warm milk, then do twenty minutes of stretching...” “Hurry up, I’m hungry! Get the stuff and come help! And no milk!!!” “...” “Once in bed, I fall asleep immediately and sleep until morning, absolutely not bringing fatigue and stress...” “Asakura Kaede!!! Come help quickly! I’m going to miss the deadline, don’t even think about resting tonight! And stop doing Kira Yoshikage’s self-introduction over there!!!!!!!” this is the daily life between me and my manga artist girlfriend Eriri. --------------------

Reincarnated as Shikamaru's twin sister, Kano, who only wanted a peaceful life, experienced a huge turning point at the age of 10. The good news: a cheat system, essential for any transmigrator, arrived. The bad news: the system was an idol system; it only cared about singing and dancing, not fighting. Having no other choice, she forced the system to exchange items from other systems, thus gaining powerful abilities. In exchange, the trouble-averse Kano became the songstress of Konoha! -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

Just as Ash was about to step into the Indigo Plateau Conference, and the world had finally determined its eight strongest Trainers— A heavenly tally suddenly descended upon the world! 【Listing the Pokémon who defied gods with mortal bodies!】 【On the Pyramid: the clash of lightning and ice against Regice!】 【At the Lily of the Valley Conference: the unyielding struggle against Latios!】 【Alola League: a blood-soaked battle against Tapu Koko, the final trial on the road to becoming Champion!】 … After tallying entry after entry, everyone across the world was stunned. Why… why is it always Pikachu and Ash?! And then— 【The silver pseudo-legendary who bravely fought the twin gods of Kalos to protect the world!】 【The blazing sky-soaring dragon’s battle against the true dragon of reality!】 … As the tally continued to play, The people of the world finally understood— The future would face countless crises! And behind every single crisis, stood that one boy…

The ice is a cold surface, but for them, it was the only place where they remembered being happy. After being wounded by the people they trusted most, fate hands them a second chance in the form of a childhood love. A bond that resurfaces with a single glance, yet comes with a question burned into their minds: "Don’t you remember me?" ​Their love story has only just begun, but the shadows of the past are not willing to let them go. With vengeance looming over their private lives and sabotage threatening their skating careers, danger is everywhere. Will their light withstand the chill of betrayal, or will they ultimately shatter under the pressure?

What if you were given the chance to travel… not to one world, but to countless worlds? Worlds where light and darkness clash, where mercy and cruelty walk side by side. This is what happened to Arthur Narin. An assassin who spent his life drenched in blood and betrayal, knowing nothing but killing and survival. Until one ordinary day, he found himself surrounded by enemies who had come to end him. He did not run. He did not tremble. He smiled… and fought until his final breath. But death was not the end. It was the beginning. From that moment on, his journey through other worlds began — a journey filled with pain, conflict and choices that would determine whether he would remain the monster he once was… or become something entirely different.

each chapter will be a different book from websites that can't or at least I can't get it to read it aloud to me Im doing this for me so there will be inconsistent uploads and probably books you do not like sorry. also I own nothing in this book so yeah check out the originals and show those authors some love.

# My Body Development System Won’t Stop Upgrading Me?! Dorian was perfectly fine being a campus menace. Okay — maybe not fine. He was tall, overweight, chronically insecure, and violently allergic to mirrors. But as long as he stayed at the top of the social food chain, nobody could laugh at him first. Then he stole the wrong wallet. Inside it was a ring. He put it on. And that was the worst decision of his life. > BDS ACTIVATED. > Host Status: Catastrophic. > Beginning emergency upgrades. Now Dorian has a system. A glow-up system. A body optimization system. A system that promises to turn him into the ultimate version of himself. There’s just one small problem. Every time he levels up: * He loses weight. * He gets more handsome. * His charisma increases. * And one very specific stat goes up by exactly one inch. It was funny at Level 1. Concerning at Level 3. Terrifying at Level 7. Now Dorian has a new problem: The more popular he becomes, the more attention he gets — and the more the system keeps rewarding him. And it won’t stop upgrading him. With jealous rivals, confused professors, accidental fan clubs, and a system that thinks “bigger is better” is a life philosophy— Dorian must decide: Does he stop leveling up… Or does he see how far this absurd evolution can go? > Warning: Overdevelopment may result in catastrophic consequences.

After waking from a bizarre dream, Suzy Kale discovers a horrifying truth—she’s transmigrated into an apocalyptic novel. And not as the heroine. She’s nothing more than a disposable side character destined to die after being betrayed by her own half-sister. With only three months left before the world descends into chaos, Suzy is determined to rewrite her fate this time around. She awakens her spatial ability ahead of schedule, stockpiles billions’ worth of survival supplies, and builds an impregnable safehouse to survive the coming disasters. Everything is going according to plan… Until she’s suddenly bound to a bizarre system known as the "Handsome Men Collection Guide." [Bind a qualified target to receive rewards.] [Close contact with targets increases your strength.] “…So this system basically wants me to flirt my way through the apocalypse?!” At first, she only approaches these men for the rewards and power boosts. But before long, the way they look at her starts becoming increasingly dangerous. "Wait a second... I only wanted the freebies. I never meant to make all of them fall for me!"

Zin Fortis is trapped inside an unfinished novel, but the novel has now become reality. Zin realizes that the world he once believed was only a story is now a real world filled with its own suffering and despair. Determined to change its fate, Zin tries to become the main character and create an ending for this reality. But as his journey continues, the truth about the reality he lives in and the truth about himself are waiting to be uncovered.

WARNING: 18+ Smut, morally grey characters and mental health themes. Benji Forster was just a gay man in Chicago nursing heartbreak from his cheating ex and binge-reading BL to cope—including one Guideverse manhwa he absolutely hated. Then he died after a heated robbery. Instead of heaven, hell, or peaceful nonexistence, Benji wakes up in a different universe—inside the body of Ambrose Hale, the very Guideverse protagonist he couldn’t stand. As if that isn’t bad enough, he’s saddled with a sharp-tongued system called Aura, whose idea of “help” involves dragging him every chance it gets. Benji thinks he can survive transmigration. Until a young boy appears at his door. Claiming to be his son from an alternate timeline. Now reborn as Ambrose, Benji must juggle raising a child he never planned for, hiding world-breaking secrets, and completing his system’s ultimate mission: Seduce the Guideverse! One dangerously hot Esper at a time. And failure? Yeah, that's a no no.

For fifteen years, Rio dominated the world’s most popular VR game, Evermount. Known across the servers as the Silver War Goddess, she reached Level 243, a height no other female player had ever achieved. Raids, world bosses, hidden dungeons—Rio conquered them all as one of the pillars of the legendary guild Royal Knights. But legends don’t always fall in battle. After years of loyalty, Rio is suddenly betrayed and expelled from her own guild, all because the guild leader’s jealous fiancée couldn’t stand her fame. Stripped of everything she built for over a decade, Rio’s career as the top player ends in humiliation. Drunk, angry, and lost, she wanders home that night—only to be chased down by an annoying fan named Ryota who claims she dropped her wallet. Before she can get rid of him, a devastating earthquake collapses the bridge beneath them, sending both of them plunging into the freezing river below. Just before death claims her, a strange message appears before Rio’s eyes. “Would you like to start over?” When she wakes up, Rio finds herself fifteen years in the past, back in her high school days—one week before Evermount is even released. With all her memories of the future intact, Rio now has the chance to reclaim everything she lost and rise to the top once again. But there’s one problem. The same annoying boy who followed her that night—Ryota—has somehow been dragged back in time with her. Now the former top player must start from level one again… while dealing with a stubborn tag-along who might ruin everything. This time, Rio won’t just play the game. She’ll rewrite its entire history.

Transmigrating into the world of Douluo Continent, Jiang Li awakens the Blue Silver King and Human Emperor Banner martial souls. Possessing twin top-tier martial souls, he reaches the level of a Soul Saint at a young age. Originally, he planned to go to Notting City before the story began to acquire the 100,000-year-old Soft Bone Rabbit and the 100,000-year-old Blue Silver Emperor right leg soul bone. However, just as he arrived in Notting City, the long-lost system notification sound reappeared in his mind. [System Mission: Take Tang San as your disciple. Reward: First martial soul evolves into Blue Silver King, second martial soul Human Emperor Banner unlocks more uses! And as the bond between the host and Tang San deepens, a series of rewards such as soul bones, soul rings, and godhood will be obtained!] Years later, Tang San, influenced by Jiang Li, has completely transformed into the person Jiang Li wanted him to be. After being resurrected by Jiang Li, Ah Yin also comes together with him. Tang San: "Mother, I can rest assured now that Master is by your side to take care of you!" Jiang Li: "Little San, I didn't mind you calling me Master before, but what should you call me now?" Tang San: "Father!" When Tang Hao arrived, his eyes bloodshot and panting heavily, he was met only by Tang San's blue silver entanglement! Tang San: "Tang Hao, you beast! Your trickery in deceiving Mother about the Soul Ring has been exposed. Today I will kill you and then uproot that inherently evil Clear Sky Sect!"

In the 55th year of Konoha, after Hyuga Makoto submitted his application to become an Anbu and received the Third Hokage's approval. He finally received his first major reward: becoming the: "Core Of World"! "But how can a Moon Otsutsuki template become the 'Core Of World'?" Hyuga Makoto was genuinely somewhat helpless, but looking at his Tenseigan and considering the most distinctive feature of the ninja world. He suddenly realized that there was more than one way to become the "Core Of World"...

Chu Chen transmigrated to Emperor Soul Village, next to Holy Soul Village. Chu Chen awakened two martial souls: Blue Silver Grass and the Ancient Dragon of Destruction! The Ancient Dragon of Destruction inherited supreme destruction, while Blue Silver Grass inherited ultimate life! Gaining the dual divine kings of destruction and life, he embarked on the path of inheritance. The Blue Silver Emperor soul bone activated his bloodline, the immortal herb served as a catalyst, and the will of destruction amplified his power, completely evolving him into a top-tier plant martial soul: the Blue Silver Emperor of Destruction. Comprehending the destruction of life, he created his own cultivation technique: the Great Desolation Scripture! With a single thought, all things are born, all things fall. Yu Xiaogang: "He's already ruined. Blue Silver Grass can only cultivate the control system." Tang San: "My Blue Silver Grass can control, it contains poison, that's the strongest." Years later, when Tang San saw that Chu Chen could not only cultivate, but his Blue Silver Grass was also terrifyingly powerful endless life accompanied by an ultimate will of destruction, who could rival him!? Snow Empress: "He condensed a sword from Blue Silver Grass, and it actually crushed my Emperor Sword!" Bi Ji: "The life force he condensed is even stronger than mine..." Gu Yuena: "What terrifying dragon bloodline pressure!" God of Destruction: "Shura, your damned successor isn't any better." Goddess of Life: "Yeah, a bit weak." Asura: "You two damned old geezers, I thought I was outrageous enough.

"It's all a lie," Dara said while crying in the rain. "And… Cut!" the director shouted. Dara Saetang was 7 years old when her father left her on the train. She lives in the orphanage to survive. When she runs away, a talent agency discovers her beauty. Because of the tempting proposal, she soon agreed to become an actress. But if I tell you that Dara has a Mafia fanboy? Not only a fanboy, because he is also the president of her fandom. - "Should we stop him?" His bodyguard whispers to his companion. "Do you have a death wish? We can't stop him." The other bodyguard replied. "But it's his sixth time watching this series-." The first bodyguard didn't have the chance to finish his word when a bullet sank into his head. "Want to follow him?" Sergey cold-bloodedly looked at him for a second before looking back at the screen. "No, sir." The nervous bodyguard answered. - Discover fanhood with a twist – imagine being a fanboy, but not just any fanboy, one with mafia ties. As the idol forms a unique connection with her mysterious admirer, a lingering question arises: Is his admiration genuine, or is it merely a cover for hidden motives? Unravel the secrets beneath as a simple question holds the key to an exciting revelation. "It was all a lie, remember?" Author’s Note: This story uses both first-person for intimate insights into the characters mind and third-person for a broader view of events and characters. Enjoy the dual perspectives for a richer narrative experience.

[Current world: Danmachi] (PS: I'll change this every time the MC moves worlds since it's a crossover fanfic.) As for the synopsis? Reincarnated and traveling to another world, Eiji Seiya initially thought the world was normal. That was what he thought before he met the heroine and protagonist of the franchise he had watched in his previous life. Not only that, after he awakened the Inner Voice System to grow strong by complaining about plot, heroine and protagonist in his heart to get many rewards. He is determined to increase his power so that he can save his home world, the world where he was reincarnated that was hit by the disaster "Honkai" and save beautiful girls like Kiana, Mai, Bronya, Rita and others who had tragic endings in the original works! "I will save them all!" However... Everything went smoothly... Eiji earned rewards every time he changed the plot in another franchise. It's just that... What's wrong with these heroines? Lala Satalin Deviluke who was supposed to be engaged to the protagonist instead became his fiancée. Sona Sitri suddenly called him to the student council office and said she wanted to make a deal with him. Rias Gremory who was supposed to ask the protagonist for help to solve her political marriage problem with Riser Phenex inexplicably came to him. The girls were disgusted at the protagonists of their respective franchises. Something was wrong here! Not only that, heroines like Kotegawa Yui, Sairenji Haruna, Akeno Himejima, Kuroka, Serafall Leviathan, Grayfia Lucifuge, Sakurajima Mai, Ai Hoshino, Kasumigaoka Utaha, Erica Blandelli and others... They like him! All the super beautiful and sexy women that many men in the world covet surround him and leave their respective protagonists. In the world of Danmachi: Freya is not crazy about Bell, but crazy about him. Hestia is indecisive. Demeter provides support, he no longer has to worry about not having rice or vegetables for his family. Eiji who saw all this was dumbfounded. At first he was confused as to why these heroines were surrounding him, but gradually he realized and knew that it was all happening because ... His inner voice! - The plot that has been changed by the MC: 1. To Love Ru: 100% 2. Danmachi: 5,2% 3. Highschool DxD: 99% 4. Campione: 33% 5. Fate: 58,8% 6. Genshin Impact: 15,4% 7. Seishun Buta Yarou: 90% 8. Oshi no Ko: 100% 9. Saekano: 98% 10. Oregairu: 97% 11. Shinmai Maou no Testament: 100% 12. Mieruko-chan: 100% 13. Trinity Seven: 100% 14. The Legendary Mechanic: 46% 15. Oresuki: 75% 16. Food Wars: 70% 17. Rent-A-Girlfriend: 90% 18. The World God Only Knows: 90% 19. Nisekoi: 80% 20. The Quintessential Quintuplets: 46% 21. Rāmen Daisuki Koizumi-san: 100% 22. Dandadan: 24% 23. My Dress-Up Darling: 81% 24. Amagi Brilliant Park: 96% 25: Danjoru: 32% 26: Junior Highschool DxD: —— 27: Slash Dog: 54% 28: Kaguya-sama Love Is War: 72% This is the plot change process of the latest chapter and will change as the story progresses. By the way, the grammar at the beginning is bad and will improve as the chapter progresses. However, my writing style will not change much because this is an inner voice novel, which means that there will be many reactions from each character. Oh and in chapter hundreds there will be a group chat to prevent the loss of interaction between the heroines. It's a special chat group for the heroines in the MC's harem. - Get the latest chapters faster on my patreon. Support me on patreon to keep me motivated to write more chapters: www.patreon.com/DogLicker

Transmigrating into Douluo Continent, he became Dai Huabin, the eldest son of the White Tiger Duke's mansion, who fought Huo Yuhao to the death and met a tragic end in the original novel. By the time he awakened his memories of his past life, it was too late: Huo Yun'er was dead, Huo Yuhao had already left the Duke's mansion, and hatred was already inevitable. Since reconciliation was impossible, he would launch a powerful counterattack! He planned ahead with the Soul-Devouring Carving Blade, intercepting Ilex before Huo Yuhao and seizing the initiative. With his memories of his past life, Dai Huabin seized opportunities and resources, rewriting the tragic ending of the original novel. In this life, he was no longer a villain who served to highlight the protagonist. He, Dai Huabin, would forge his own path to becoming an unparalleled figure! Enjoying this novel? Support the journey on Patreon! Get early chapters, faster updates, and exclusive content while helping keep the project alive. Your support means everything! Read Advanced Chapters at P@ Tre On FictionTimeo