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༺❘✦ (18+) ✦❘༻ Ryo thought moderating online fan drama about Llewellyn, the world's most famous hero, was the worst part of his job... What he didn't expect was the System deciding his online arguments counted as combat experience and dropping him into a magical apocalypse with Llewellyn himself! He also didn't expect the Internet to start shipping them! And he certainly didn't expect the System's idea of "combat partner" to involve an absurd amount of physical contact disguised as Healing Bonuses, shared body heat, Dungeon environments that look like dates, or being randomly teleported onto Llewellyn's lap! Llewellyn might be the strongest person on Earth, but he has no one to watch his back. Luckily for him, Ryo has had to deal with his unhinged online following for years… and he is more than willing to get his hands dirty in person. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Content Note: The rating goes up as the story progresses! Expect mutual attraction, sexual tension, only one bed trope, and explicit scenes between consenting adults. ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ Webnovel updates: Mon / Fri Early access is available on Patreon (30 chapters ahead and increasing). Thank you so much for your support! ━━━✦❘༻༺❘✦━━━ BL, Fantasy, System, Romance, M/M, Magic, Action, Character-driven, Feral Partnership, Idiots in Love, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Smut, Ropes, Humor, Banter, Dungeons, Distorted Realms, Magical Apocalypse, Internet Drama, VR Games, Elemental Cafés, a Penguin.

[sexual content and lemon warning] Warning: Sexual content, lemons, Comedy, MILFs, Possessive MC, Large Harem, Capable Harem members, Mc is a Chill guy until anything happens to his women. ~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~×~ This story takes place in a universe where humans can awaken as Commanders and lead fleets through space. Aurelian grows up with a strong family, but otherwise, his life is pretty normal. He isn’t famous, he isn’t a genius, and most of the time he doesn’t stand out at all. Except when it comes to women. For some reason, women just seem to like him. A lot. Enough that other men start getting annoyed, then angry, and eventually outright hostile. Even his own father isn’t immune, especially when his wife keeps defending their son no matter what he does—right or wrong—which only makes things worse. Things don’t calm down even after Aurelian becomes a commander, and instead, it starts going out into the wider universe. If anything, they get messier. Trouble follows him around, strange opportunities keep appearing, and the women entering his life are no longer ordinary, but powerful, dangerous, and very interested in him. Some help him. Some challenge him. Some turn his life upside down. With ambition pushing him forward, relationships getting complicated fast, and a powerful, helpful system quietly backing him up, the MC begins his journey as a Commander. And once it starts, there’s no backing out. ….. No NTR ..... PS: Although I am not new at this, I can still have a lot to learn and can make mistakes, so if you find any, please feel free to comment, and I will fix them as soon as possible. ....... For bonus chapters: *500 Power Stones = 1 bonus chapter *200 Golden Tickets = 1 bonus chapter *Red Dragon = 2 bonus chapters *Magic Castle = 4 bonus chapters *Space Craft = 6 bonus chapters Discord Link: https://discord.gg/9yEfZx3hEa

:::: In the middle of a RE-WRITE :::: :::: original chapters will stay up as i update however you many find the re-written chapters dont match up with the original :::: :::: S1 ep1-3 have already been re-written :::: On January 1st, 1973, a girl is reborn into East Texas—carrying the full knowledge of a life that ended in 2025, when she was murdered in a classmate’s arson fire. She remembers everything… but the memories have no emotional weight. No grief. No nostalgia. No “I miss my mom.” Just facts, skills, and a terrifying calm. Her name is Noelle—raised by Jolene Buyers, a fiercely determined mother who refuses to let her brilliant daughter become a social casualty like the boys in town who get labeled “weird” and then trapped. Jolene builds Noelle’s life like a fortress: college classes, piano, dance, extracurriculars, and the kind of structured pressure that makes prodegies… and creates ticking clocks. Then 1985 hits. Jolene dies in a car crash— and George Cooper learns he has a daughter. Noelle moves into the Cooper household under an ironclad contract George already signed earlier that year—forcing the family to maintain the exact academic pipeline Jolene engineered. Mary is horrified: not because George cheated (he didn’t—this happened before their marriage), but because the town will still call Noelle what it always calls girls like her — bastard. And worse? Noelle is smarter than Sheldon, and she can pass for perfect in public. By the time the Pilot rolls around, Noelle has become the Cooper family’s “perfect problem”: • Sheldon finally has an intellectual equal who doesn’t cater to him. • Missy finally has a sister who sees her and chooses her. • Georgie gains an older sibling who respects hustle and teaches leverage. • George gains a second chance he doesn’t know how to earn. • Mary gains a living contradiction to her identity as “Sheldon’s protector.” • Meemaw gains a partner in crime—turning pattern recognition into profit. Together, Noelle + Meemaw gamble their way into legitimacy: two thriving gyms, a third location in progress, and a plan to rescue a drowning legacy family restaurant—all while Noelle builds her own future: cheer captain, nutrition certification, and a “sanitized-for-Bedford” debut novel that might survive the Baptist gatekeepers. In Medford, Texas, everyone believes the Cooper family is predictable. Noelle doesn’t. She’s the constant that changes the entire equation.

I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76 The protagonist is an accidental time traveler - he didn't wait, didn't guess, only dreamed, but ended up in history, which he didn't pay much attention to. He was just lucky with his lineage. Ryo is a new member of the Nara clan, from the Uzumaki lineage on his father's side, and it so happened that he was born not at the beginning of the known plot, but more than three decades and two world wars later. Now he has to figure out how to get out of this situation however he can. I've got more interesting stuff on patreon patreon.com/Chill76

Host: What is your dream? Lv Xiaobu: To eat and do nothing, to do as I please. Host: Then how did you become the world's richest man? Lv Xiaobu: How would I know? You ask a spendthrift how to make money? Really! I want to go back to sleep. Host: Please don't... Lv Xiaobu: Tip, five thousand. Host: Kneeling and sending off Young Master Xiaobu, may Young Master Xiaobu rule the world forever! Lv Xiaobu: Wahahaha!

Jin Mian, an unemployed college graduate, died in a car accident and transmigrated to the Douluo Continent, becoming the grandson of Jin E, the Second Elder of the Spirit Hall. Orphaned and without any cheats, he survived quietly until the age of six, when his martial soul awakened and the system finally descended. His first reward was a god-level martial soul, Miris. After evolving into Radiant Miris, Jin Mian forged his own divine path, comprehended true light, and stepped onto the road of becoming the God of Light. As for Tang San? In this life, he exists for only one reason—to be completely crushed.

Check Out: I Am Not A Pro Fourteen years ago, the youngest daughter of the legendary Sunaina family disappeared. A tragedy, a mystery.A family drama big enough to make an entire mansion run out of tissues. The Sunaina family searched everywhere for their lost child. And after 14 long years,They finally found her.The only problem? They expected a cute little daughter who would run into their arms crying.Instead, they found Maya. -------★★------ Maya is an orphan living quietly in a small rented house in the countryside. She has no money. No powerful background no legendary bloodline. At least, that's what she thinks. She has no idea her birth certificate is basically a hidden treasure map.She is just trying to survive her ordinary life. Unfortunately...the universe looked at her peaceful existence and said: "That seems too easy. Let's add some chaos." --------- One day at school, Maya meets Mahi Sunaina—the terrifyingly influential head of the Sunaina family. Everything seems normal. Until Maya notices the bracelet on Mahi's hand.Her only thought was: "I think I am doomed." Wait a minute... why does this feel like a suspiciously important plot device? And just like that...Her quiet life ends. 'Congratulations, Maya.' You have unlocked the 'Secret Rich Family Daughter' achievement. Rewards include: - Confused relatives. - Endless family drama. - And absolutely no peaceful days. ---------- The Sunaina family finally gets their missing daughter back.But they soon realize something terrifying. The little girl they lost 14 years ago is gone, the person standing before them is someone completely different. Maya is intelligent, she is suspicious of everyone.Her trust level is lower than a villain's chance of staying dead after a dramatic final battle. The family wanted their daughter back. They got a mystery instead. ______ This world may look like a beautiful romance fantasy. A world filled with destiny, miracles and characters who somehow always meet at the perfect dramatic moment. But Maya knows the truth, She knows how this story ends. So, she has one simple response:"No." -------- From now on, everyone is a piece on the board. Family members? Potential allies. Enemies? Potential problems. People with suspicious smiles? Definitely problems. -------- Maya doesn't want to be a hero. Unfortunately, fate has other plans. And fate has never learned that forcing a stubborn person into a story usually creates a bigger disaster. ★★★★★★ NOTE : Attention, dear readers. Before you start searching for romance, love triangles or a collection of handsome characters fighting for Maya's attention........Please stop. The romance department has been permanently closed. The harem application form has been lost, rejected and permanently deleted. Please do not send requests; she is already busy managing disasters. TAG: Female MC SCHEDULE: 1–2 Chapters / Week CHAPTER LENGTH: 3000–4500 words ----------- WARNING: Maya is not a hero. She is not a perfect angel who forgives everyone after one emotional speech. She is not the kind of protagonist who sees someone crying and immediately says, "Don't worry, I will save you!" Her first thought is more likely: "How is this my problem?" She is cynical, complicated, and definitely not a walking sunshine generator. She may even make you ask: "Am I supposed to support her plan or call someone?" If you want a sweet protagonist who helps everyone in trouble......This is probably not your cup of tea. But if you want to watch a girl with a complicated past challenge destiny, family drama, and the ridiculous rules of a fantasy world....Welcome. The chaos begins here. ★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★★ I am a new writer, so please forgive any spelling or grammar mistakes. I am still learning, improving, and trying to make this story better with every chapter.Writing a story is easy...Until grammar appears as the final boss. I hope you enjoy the chaos.

Ethan Gardner was a 2025 ML engineer until a delivery truck sent him back to 2014 San Francisco, inside the body of a man caught in Gavin Belson's crosshairs. He wields "Architectural Intuition," granting him perfect blueprints for future AI like GPT-3, and "Temporal Compute Access," which lets him rent 2025 processing power at a staggering financial cost. Now, Ethan must outpace Hooli’s $200 million war chest by building an empire on "impossible" code before the show's canon timeline collapses. Amidst the high-pressure world of venture capital, he battles a looming corporate storm while his hands move with a supernatural "Accelerated ML Cognition" they never possessed before.

Twenty-four campers gather together at a campsite and participate in challenges to win $1,000,000 on international TV. The winning team of each challenge gets to spend the night in the luxury cabin; second place receives a smaller prize and no elimination, but they have to sleep in an old, rundown house; and the losing team sends a player home and sleeps in a treehouse. Once the groups merge, it's every camper for themselves, and the players battle it out, hoping to either win invisibility and a spot in the luxury cabin or find the hidden invisibility idol that will prevent them from getting voted off. The last player standing wins the million.

After waking from a bizarre dream, Suzy Kale discovers a horrifying truth—she’s transmigrated into an apocalyptic novel. And not as the heroine. She’s nothing more than a disposable side character destined to die after being betrayed by her own half-sister. With only three months left before the world descends into chaos, Suzy is determined to rewrite her fate this time around. She awakens her spatial ability ahead of schedule, stockpiles billions’ worth of survival supplies, and builds an impregnable safehouse to survive the coming disasters. Everything is going according to plan… Until she’s suddenly bound to a bizarre system known as the "Handsome Men Collection Guide." [Bind a qualified target to receive rewards.] [Close contact with targets increases your strength.] “…So this system basically wants me to flirt my way through the apocalypse?!” At first, she only approaches these men for the rewards and power boosts. But before long, the way they look at her starts becoming increasingly dangerous. "Wait a second... I only wanted the freebies. I never meant to make all of them fall for me!"

the world of archlight academy.. this is the game I used to play over the 6 year's.. it's was so popular back then...but.. eventually.. it never updated in 2 years. the game. rapidly decreasing it Numbers.... but that changes. everything. — Saito got transmigrated into the game. as an unknown character who he never Heard of.. will he be a laughing stock? or will he be the loser who just got killed by a merely basic trap or... something else. but one thing can he survive.? ....

Philip never expected his new life to be so… complicated. When a tragic accident in the modern metropolis of Bortinto abruptly ends his struggle for survival, he wakes up as the scandal-ridden heir of a ducal house in a world where magic and science coexist. Any fantasies of an easy, heroic life vanish the moment he realizes that the estate that he is tasked with managing is drowning in debt, and his reputation has been shredded by rumors involving his predecessor’s broken engagement to the socialite Lady Rosetta—the granddaughter of a prince. Even as he scrambles to rebuild his estate’s fortunes—grappling with contaminated land, mounting debts, and shrewed industrialists—he unearths troubling secrets about the original Philip’s heartbreak and suicide. A dark, hidden force seems intent on wiping him out for an unknown reason. As conspiracies emerge linking Lady Rosetta’s departure to these shadowy machinations, Philip struggles to separate ally from adversary, not knowing why this power in high places is so bent on destroying him. Meanwhile, the realm teeters on the brink of monumental change. Technological and social revolutions collide with century-old magical traditions, and war drums thunder on the distant borders. Armed with his modern knowledge of finance—now fused with the world’s burgeoning industrial innovations—Philip attempts to ride the trends and transform his estate into a beacon of prosperity and secure his heirship to the ducal title. Yet each small triumph only attracts more enemies. Tasked by the System with cultivating a supernatural entity while uncovering the real reason behind Lady Rosetta’s canceled engagement and the original Philip’s tragic end, he must also shield those he grows to care about from the looming threats. Will he harness the synergy of magic, technology, and commerce to steer his estate toward greatness, or will malevolent forces quash his second chance at life? Will his second chance at life end the same tragic way as his first?

Una novela que gira en torno a un viaje a otro mundo con un sistema operativo. El protagonista se pasa el día buscando mujeres y completando misiones para subir de nivel. Un viaje clásico a la cima con muchas chicas de varios animes y videojuegos, con un toque de la atmósfera de los videojuegos (cazando mobs, completando misiones). ____________________________________________________________________________________ No es mi trabajo, solo una traducción.

'Do I even want to do this all again? I could just never use it. It could end now. I could just let it end...' At the brink of death, Kaius Seraphall’s seemingly useless Artifact finally activates, sending him back fifteen years in time to his home planet of Zenin. A world plagued by Demons and interspersed with other supernatural beings. Now, able to start again in an attempt to change his fate, Kai begins to manipulate the threads, desperate to avoid his demise and the betrayal that drove him to the doomed planet to begin with. But what was he going to do now with no power and only the knowledge of what was to come? And why was his closest friend, the man who had betrayed him in the past, acting so strangely towards him? He hated him…right? Spotify Playlists - Twisted Artifacts I Twisted Artifacts II Loulou

As an ordinary person, I originally thought I should spend my life in mediocrity. I never expected that something like transmigration would happen to me. But as expected, even after transmigrating, there's no way to change my ordinary nature. I was bullied in middle school, my grades dropped from the top to the upper-middle range, and my confidence took an unprecedented hit. As a... -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

When Hera transmigrated into the body of a young girl, she was granted the dual powers of the Emperor of the Frozen and the Emperor of the Madman! Despite being a young girl, she is determined to reach the pinnacle of the Navy and wield supreme power! She can be both cute and domineering, a skilled warrior and adept at winning hearts; once the City of Time opens, the Four Emperors retreat and pirates bow down! "Want to become the Pirate King? You'll have to get past me first!" "Want to protect the Celestial Dragons? Ask my Zafkiel's bullets if they'll allow it!" Years later, in the Holy Land of Mary Geoise. Im sat in the void, yet was locked onto by more than a dozen streams of Conqueror's Haki, feeling a chill run through his body: "Im, these powerful beings have actually joined forces?" Sweep away pirates to become an admiral, overthrow tyranny and stir up the winds of change, and finally lead the allied forces of the three major factions to return the sovereignty of the world to every free person! -------------------------------- Read up to chapter 40 in advance at p@treon

A modern-day beauty, Luna, is transported to the world of One Piece. A story of freedom and adventure unfolds, and she decides that since she's here, she's determined to make a name for herself. Who says women are inferior to men? She'll become the new queen of this world! At the start, you gain access to the system's power, receive a beginner's gift pack, Greeza's power template, and awaken three types of Haki. At the same time, her identity is also quite extraordinary. Recruiting crew members from the original One Piece world, including Kuina, Carmen, Kaya, Nojiko, and Uta, who did not die. The summoned companions from another world are Galactron MK2, Platinum Rumble, Asada Shino, Tatsumaki, Dia, Lilimon, and Diancie. All-new power, and even original partners, are here. Starting from the East Blue, defeat all enemies, become the fifth Emperor of the Sea, crush the Marines, destroy the Celestial Dragons, punch the Five Elders and Im, and finally dominate the pirate world. To become a world queen admired and worshipped by thousands. Red-Haired Shanks: "The Sister Pirates? How interesting. Uta is all yours then." Usopp, Sanji, and Nami: "Kaya/Carmen/Sister, what's wrong with you...!?" Vegapunk: "I'm shocked. My research abilities are no match for a teenage girl." Sengoku: "Why is this pirate crew, composed entirely of women, so strong?" Garp: "You're his granddaughter, aren't you?" Luffy breathed a sigh of relief: "Thank goodness, Rosamund Kwan isn't going to steal my title as Pirate King." Among the Five Elders, Im cried out in despair, "Can anyone tell us how to fight the Void?"

A human is reborn in Equestria as a pony. Believing he knows the “script” of this peaceful world, he plans to live quietly while focusing on one thing. Magic. To obtain the best environment for studying magic, he carefully plays his role and avoids unnecessary trouble. But when an unusual soul merges with this young unicorn, things begin to deviate from the story he thought he understood. While Twilight Sparkle walks the destined path of becoming a princess, he chooses a different road. Researching magic, uncovering the truth of the world, and navigating the strange friendships he forms along the way. However, one question slowly begins to bother everyone around him. Why do so many of his friends end up becoming villains?

"Grey, elemental affinity, zero" The Elder announced the result loudly On hearing this, it was like a bolt of lightning struck Grey, he stood there dumbfounded and just stared at the Elder. Shocked voices could be heard from the people and there was some which were also filled with scorn. Grey stood dazed amidst all the noises without any reactions. One word was constantly reverberating in his head, 'How?'. 'Why, why did this happen to me?' Grey asked himself over and over again **************** Unbeknownst to Grey, something greater lies in wait in his body.... *************** Check out the book, leave a review after reading, and also your powerstones. Hope you enjoy this, and Thanks for reading ^_^ P.S: When I started this book I had zero writing experience, so the first chapters aren't that great, although, my writing quality has improved over time. Also, English isn't my first language, so there are some instances where my choice of words are not good enough for what I'm trying to portray. A heads up, the book will be using a medieval setting. My world building is not the best, but it gets better over time, so bear with me on the early chapters! Other novel: My Best Friend's a Transmigrator Check it out as well! Discord Server: https://discord.gg/gs68a4ZzaN

Voldemort: “Dumbledore! Lynn possesses dark magic and gathers dark creatures; he wants to replace me and become the new Dark Lord!” (Serious face.jpg) Dumbledore: “He’s just a little too curious.” (Drinking tea.jpg) Lynn: “Dark Lord???!!! No, I didn’t do it. Don’t talk nonsense—I’m a model wizard.” --- I test the poison so you don't have to. For 30+ advance chapters join my p@treon: mrfanficion140