Webnovel

Share

Synopsis

This be your most daring story; A rambling if you must, Of language most foul, of unexplored ways to curse. Of bullshit in every turn, in every twist, in every twists of tongues. As told by thine ol'hands and masterminded by the crude tongue, with all my tics and antics. Do-told tale of a vegetable who limbs and stumbled on a new realm of where creation was pierced in it's boundaries. Of a connoisseur who learns of ways of an unshackled breathing body, the occasional doggie styles and the utmost high of all forms of unequaled shag-getry, wooing tarts and thots and hoes, all manners of terms modern and old to name all wenches of all- the ripened titties; "Thine taste ranges from nymphs of florescent pure to flooded lips which hangs and are forgivably bonk-able with a passing thought riled up by the hard down under, Which in short means all!" Heinously wholesome in ways of the vile tongue which grew most crude, terribly heinous with every breaths more lived- after to after and then more, much much more. A rambling- to what he sees, to what he does. This is a story of a living, in a world of pixels; of new universe where a man could swim in lava, a world where such and such is deemed mundane. An epic where a naked fledgling dove in the heat of an avian war, baby-steps towards a destiny-, etched in the root webs of two worlds with only a goal; To be the Pirate Ki- nevermind! To live most free. Rejuvenation; maketh man a new being, now what would be his tale when all he knew of living was blinking a set of dead little eyes, what would such a virgin of a human ways do in a surreal world that explodes magics and bullshits. I'll tell ye all! Just listen to the ramble. (Stay with me, I won't ever drop this.) [Warning:] 1. Not for the faint of heart. 1½. Smut will be there but it will be extremely rare. 2. The english dictionary would require a thorough update after I'm done with this epic. 3. Fuckery most heinous most foul. (By decree of a certain fool) 4. Don't tell your mums you learnt (curses) from me. 5. No other warning just enjoy, If ye dares. Cover art not mine, thank you for letting me use it and sorry but pray tell if you ordered it removed. Will use it until I could afford a more authentic cover art or until boss wants it removed.

Top reviews

1yr
TranslatorKun TranslatorKun
This is an honest review of your novel. First of all the positives, are good chapter length, good dialogues that seem genuine, and some lines that carry emotion. Now, the main problem with your novel is the English. In fact, it is so good that it feels unreadable. There are many readers whose first language is not English like me, they can't read the stuff past 2-3 chapters until they relate with your novel or want to desperately read something that your novel caters to. My advice would be to keep the lines and dialogues that carry emotion as it is but try to write the lines that carry information or world-building in simpler English that is easy to understand and grammatically correct.
1yr
Saket_Singh_3461 Saket_Singh_3461
Everything is good bro, but your English is kinda too advanced, it would be a good thing if writing poem or article, but here people wanna understand you so maybe you can set your bar a little low.. Everything else is noice.
1yr
Joshan_Jo Joshan_Jo
The story is interesting and it's unique. I liked the author's writing style. The author did a very good job in portraying the scenes well. Overall, a nice and unique piece worthy of a read. Keep up the good work author
here story begins

Chapter 1: (Don't read this if you want the characters to teach you.)

Auras: In here they are a space where the user could manifest their powers.

There are different variants of auras but their base shape is a spherical nigh invisible bubble and anchored at the solar plexus of the user.

Auras could be bended into many shapes and sizes but as I said, there are different variants and some could only bend theirs in a set shape or form.

Powers: Powers could be anything and are only manifested inside auras, powers are strong in the get-go but will be stronger when users know what they could do more with it, common sense. Using a power drains mana.

Mana: Mana fluttered inside auras and the more mana you have the more you can dish out technique/powers. Mana naturally fills inside auras in time, you could better it with meditation.

There are no levels in the game only Ranks.

Ranks falls typically on the amount of mana a person could hold inside their aura.

The ranks are as below (From weakest to strongest):

1. Descent (for players also known as Stars-Descent) or Aura-Born (NPC of the game)

2. Apprentice.

3. Journeyman.

4. Herald.

5. Knight.

6. Archon.

7. Marquis.

8. Legend.

9. Conqueror.

10. Emperor.

(Ascended/Deity is rank 11) Notoriously dubbed impossible to have.

The higher your Rank, the more suitable position you are bounded to have, such is the sad hierarchy.

Continue Reading