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Imagine that you are 42 years old, you are still a virgin and you finally got a chance to meet a beauty in a bar. Introduced? Well done! And now imagine that this beauty is a huge spider monster, calling you a cutie, simultaneously tearing your limbs in half. Not so positive anymore, right? But these are still flowers! After you have already accepted your imminent demise, a loli goddess appears in front of you, who declares from the threshold that, as her husband, you must plunge headlong into a new unknown world in order to free your wife from the clutches of the evil demon king! And you don't mind, but bad luck, it's not the knights in the castle who called you, but a couple of intelligent slugs, somewhere in the wilderness, on the outskirts of a small fishing village. So it also turns out that your self-proclaimed wife has 99 husbands like you! Still not enough? Catch the fit! Since the monsters have called you, you can say goodbye to your old human body forever — now you are a vampire!

What will you do? How will you live on? Will you give up or try to prove that even a 42-year-old virgin can change the world?

— If you have called me into this world, Goddess, then be kind enough to take responsibility!