Chapter 1: Reincarnation, They Said. (1)
Warning: This whole book consists of swearing. Like, A LOT of swearing, and mild gore and violence as well. If these bother you in any way, please stop reading... T_T
It was early morning in Akihabara, Japan and in the middle of the busy streets, multiple heads were turned as the crowd's attention was caught by an enchanting goddess.
This goddess' features were eye-catching towards male and females alike. Her white ivory skin looked so pure and unblemished like it never met any problem or hardship. Her long and slightly wavy black hair was silky and smooth. It reached down until her hips, making her look immortally youthful and delicately pretty like an elf in a fantasy world. She had long slim legs that were perfectly complemented by her tattered denim shorts and these shorts were partnered with a loose plain black shirt that hangs at the ends of her shoulders. The color made her skin brighter than usual, accentuating her ethereal beauty. Her delicate collar bones that were peeking through the shirt added immensely to her appeal, which made her look innocent yet seductive at the same time.
Similar to her body, her facial features were also delicate and innocent, enough to make strangers subconsciously want to protect her. She had cute round green eyes that looked bright and pure which completed her whole elf-like look. And it was enhanced more with her near-perfect oval face along with her pinkish-red lips that looked plump and soft.
But despite her beauty, it seems like the reason why the crowd's attention was centered towards her was not because of her looks.
Instead, it was because of her lips.
Because they were all trying very hard to register the words coming out of those very lips.
"---fucking sons of demons! Do you fucking think this is some kind of bloody joke?! FUCK YOU! FUCK THIS! WHAT THE FUCKING HECK DID YOU WANT ME TO DO?! CRAZY ASS BASTARDS! YOU ALL KNOW I'M SHITTY IN DIRECTIONS! WHY THE HECK DID YOU DO THIS SHIT TO ME?! YOU THINK THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS, HUH?! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW FRIGGING PISSED I AM RIGHT NOW! AND WHAT?! YOU WANT ME TO DO SOMETHING FOR YOU WHILE I'M HERE?! ARE YOU BLOODY SERIOUS IN ASKING ME THAT?! HUH?!"
There was a short pause before the goddess broke into a laugh of disbelief.
"THIS FUCKER IS ACTUALLY ASKING ME TO DO SOMETHING! TELL YOU WHAT, I'LL DO IT! I'LL FUCKING DO IT IF YOU RIP OFF YOUR DICK AND INSERT IT INTO YOUR GAPING ASSHOLE! YOU ACTUALLY THINK YOU CAN ORDER ME AROUND?!"
The goddess paused again but this time, the area around her followed suit as the people tried to register the words thrown out by the 'pure and innocent' looking goddess.
But it wasn't long when the goddess began to continue her wrathful episode.
"HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING SHIT! NOW I GET IT! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES PLANNED ALL THIS SHIT, DIDN'T YOU?! DIDN'T YOU?!!"
She held another pause as she waited for a reply on the other side of the phone. Meanwhile, the crowd was still so stunned that they couldn't help but pause slightly on their activities just to stare at her.
After hearing cries of apologies and of someone begging on the phone, Inna started to aggressively walk in circles as she continued to scream, not knowing that she was now at the entrance of an ongoing event in Akihabara.
Because of the ruckus she's making and the place she was currently at, more people, despite their far distance, can't help but look her way as they tried to enter the event.
"SO IT WAS YOU, BOB? WHAT THE FUCK BOB? YOU FUCKING PLANNED THIS SHIT FOR A MANGA? WHAT THE FUCK MAN? I TOLD YOU I'M NOT BUYING ANY SHIT FOR YOU ANYMORE! LAST TIME, I BOUGHT HE**** MAGAZINES FOR YOU BECAUSE I FUCKING FELT SORRY FOR YOUR VIRGIN PIECE OF ASS! SO MUCH AWKWARDNESS I ENDURED FOR YOU, YOU FUCKTARD! AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY ME? TRICKING ME TO BUY A MANGA? YOU CAN'T EVEN FUCKING READ JAPANESE, YOU DUMB FUCK! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH IT? MAKE IT INTO A COLORING BOOK?"
She screamed again, feeling angrier with every second that passed by. But her shouts of anger were only met with silence on the other end of the phone which angered her more.
This incident wouldn't have happened if her friends didn't know that she was in Japan!
She just wanted to separate from her parents just for a day to buy from a famous boutique in Harajuku but she wasn't familiar with the trains and their stops. And so, she figured to ask a friend who used to live in Japan but knowing that man's loose mouth, minutes later she soon regretted it.